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Putting smiles on faces via the gift of hilarity. It's what I do. Whether it's searching for meaning amidst the every day, mundane aspects of life; trumpeting my annoyance of the proliferation of cell phone use at the theaters; or simply making fun of Tom Cruise's height, I can find a way to spin a tale about anything.

And why not? We all need something to rally behind or think about. Or perhaps we just need to laugh. Whatever it is you need at the moment, you'll find it here. I recognize there's an outside chance that you won't always agree with my take, and that's OK. Just keep in mind that this is simply my opinion; you could be wrong.

How The Movie Mark Brought About Blockbuster's Demise
How The Movie Mark Brought About Blockbuster's Demise
A modern day tale of David vs. Goliath.
It's a Movie, Not a DVD Commentary Tryout
It's a Movie, Not a DVD Commentary Tryout
An expose on Mr. Running Commentary
Life Lessons Learned From: The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Life Lessons Learned From: The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Who would've thought the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles could teach a kid the importance of placing value on every person whose path you cross...
Life Lessons Learned From: The Ticket Stub of Memories
Life Lessons Learned From: The Ticket Stub of Memories
How many writers have ever been so bold as to explore the depths of meaning behind a movie ticket stub? Zero. That's why you have me.
The Sad, Sordid Tale of Punchline Pete
The Sad, Sordid Tale of Punchline Pete
The Punchliner is another character in our comic book of life.
WWWP - Is the Audible Yawning Necessary?
WWWP - Is the Audible Yawning Necessary?
I'd like to hear the movie, not your yawns. Thanks.

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