The Movie Mark Reviews Movie Reviews

For years, tens upon tens of movie-goers have turned to The Movie Mark for reviews they can trust. Fed up with the same ol' reviews by the same ol' critics, movie-goers finally found a reviewer with his finger pressed firmly on the pulse of reality.

Are you tired of thumbing through the thesaurus in an effort to figure out what a critic is saying? Do you nearly detach a retina when rolling your eyes at a reviewer's attempt to draw a comparison between Dumb and Dumber and a silent French film from 1920? So do I. To paraphrase The Dark Knight version of the Joker: This world deserves a better class of movie reviewer. And I plan to give it to 'em!

Fret not, loyal readers. I will gradually add my archived reviews to this page. Your patience is appreciated.

Please note that all scores are based on a 5 "boot" scale. An explanation of this highly unique rating system can be found here.

	Thor Action / Comic Book	Starring: Chris Hemsworth, Anthony Hopkins, Natalie Portamn Rated: PG-13
	Fast Five Action	Starring: Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, and the Rock Rated: PG-13
	Hanna Action/Thriller	Starring: Saoirse Ronan, Cate Blanchett, Eric Bana Rated: PG-13
	Red Riding Hood Fantasy / Horror	Starring: Amanda Seyfried, Gary Oldman, Billy Burke, Shiloh Fernandez, Virginia Madsen, and Lukas Haas Rated: PG-13
	Unknown Action / Thriller	Starring: Liam Neeson, Diane Kruger, and January Jones Rated: PG-13
	I Am Number Four Action / Sci-Fi	Starring: Alex Pettyfer, Timothy Olyphant, Teresa Palmer, Dianna Agron Rated: PG-13
	The Green Hornet Action Comedy	Starring: Seth Rogen, Jay Chou, Cameron Diaz, Christoph Waltz Rated: PG-13
	Country Strong Country Music Drama	Starring: Gwyneth Paltrow, Tim McGraw, Garrett Hedlund, Leighton Meester Rated: PG-13
	The Gingerdead Man Sci Fi/Bad Movie	Starring: Gary Busey Rated: NR
	True Grit Western	Starring: Josh Brolin, Jeff Bridges, Hailee Steinfeld, Matt Damon, Barry Pepper Rated: PG-13
	How Do You Know Romantic Comedy	Starring: Reese Witherspoon, Paul Rudd, Owen Wilson, and Jack Nicholson Rated: PG-13
	TRON: Legacy Action/Sci-Fi	Starring: Jeff Bridges, Garrett Hedlund, Olivia Wilde, Bruce Boxleitner Rated: PG
	The Tourist Romance/Drama	Starring: Johnny Depp, Angelina Jolie Rated: PG-13
	Tangled Animation/Family	Starring: Mandy Moore, Zachary Levi Rated: PG
	The Back-up Plan Romantic Comedy	Starring: Jennifer Lopez, Alex O'Loughlin Rated: PG-13
	Inception Action Thriller	Starring: Leonardo DiCaprio, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Ellen Page, and Tom Hardy Rated: PG-13

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