"Johnny Betts is a rude 'abnoxious' jerk who needs to be 'punced' in the face."- A grammatically-challenged non-fan  

THE BAD MOVIE REVIEW

Some people automatically assume that just because a movie is bad then it isn't worth watching. Weeeeell, I'm here to dispel that myth. Sure, there are some movies that are so bad that they're an absolute waste of your time. But there are some movies that are so laughably horrible that you've just gotta see. You get a few friends together, you load up on snacks, and then you proceed to act out your own Mystery Science Theater episode. My job is to let you know which bad movies to avoid and which bad movies to shamefully indulge in. Now on to the bad movies!

Note: All scores are based on a 5 "mark" scale. An explanation of this highly unique rating system can be found RIGHT HERE!

AUTHOR ABBREVIATIONS

JB = Johnny Betts
MS = Mr. Shade

Email the reviewers: Johnny Betts, Mr. Shade.

Title Rating Starring Year Author Score
Alien Express NR Lou Diamond Phillips, Todd Bridges 2005 JB 1
Alone in the Dark R Christian Slater, Tara Reid 2005 JB 1.5
Basilisk: The Serpent King NR Jeremy London, Yancy Butler 2006 JB 1.5
The Beast of Bray Road R Jeff Denton, Sarah Lieving 2005 JB 2
Blonde and Blonder *new* PG-13 Pamela Anderson, Denise Richards 2008 JB 1
Centipede! PG-13 Um, nobody? 2004 JB 1.5
The Dangerous R Michael Paré 1994 JB 1
Dark Storm NR Stephen Baldwin 2007 JB 1.5
Dead Weekend R Stephen Baldwin 1995 JB 0
The Debt R Michael Paré, Lorenzo Lamas 1998 JB 1
Dragonfight R Michael Paré, Robert Z'Dar 1990 MS/JB 0
Earthstorm NR Stephen Baldwin, Dirk Benedict 2007 JB 2
Falling Fire R Michael Paré 1998 JB 0.5
Firefight R Stephen Baldwin 2003 JB 2
Frankenfish R Bunch of no-namers 2004 JB 2
Gargoyle: Wings of Darkness NR Michael Paré 2004 JB 1.5
The Gingerdead Man NR Gary Busey 2005 JB 1
Gymkata R Kurt Thomas 1985 JB 1
Hammerhead: Shark Frenzy R William Forsythe, Jeffrey Combs 2005 JB 1.5
Harpies NR Stephen Baldwin 2007 JB 0.5
In the Dead of Space R Michael Paré 2000 JB 0.5
Killing Streets R Michael Paré, Lorenzo Lamas 1991 JB 1
Komodo Vs. Cobra PG-13 Michael Paré, Michelle Borth 2005 JB 1
Leeches! PG-13 *shrugs shoulders* 2003 JB 0
Mansquito NR Corin Nemec 2005 JB 1.5
Puppet Master Vs. Demonic Toys NR Corey Feldman 2004 JB 0.5
Route 666 R Lou Diamond Phillips, Lori Petty 2001 JB 1
The Snake King NR Stephen Baldwin 2005 JB 1.5
Snakehead Terror NR Bruce Boxleitner, Carol Alt 2004 JB 1.5
Solar Force R Michael Paré, Billy Drago 1994 JB 0.5
Strip Search R Michael Paré, Pam Grier 1997 MS/JB 0.5
Timeline PG-13 Paul Walker 2003 JB 1.5
Webs NR Richard Grieco 2003 JB 0
World Gone Wild R Michael Paré, Adam Ant 1988 JB 1
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1. The Dark Knight($158,411,483)

2. Mamma Mia!($27,751,240)

3. Hancock($14,040,178)

4. Journey to the Center of the Earth($12,340,435)

5. Hellboy 2($10,117,815)