THE BAD MOVIE REVIEW
Some people automatically assume that just because a movie is bad then it isn't worth watching.
Weeeeell, I'm here to dispel that myth. Sure, there are some movies that are so bad that they're
an absolute waste of your time. But there are some movies that are so laughably horrible that you've
just gotta see. You get a few friends together, you load up on snacks, and then you proceed to act
out your own Mystery Science Theater episode. My job is to let you know which bad movies to avoid
and which bad movies to shamefully indulge in. Now on to the bad movies!
Note: All scores are based on a 5 "mark" scale. An explanation of this
highly unique rating system can be found RIGHT HERE!
AUTHOR ABBREVIATIONS
JB = Johnny Betts
MS = Mr. Shade
Email the reviewers: Johnny Betts,
Mr. Shade.
| Title |
Rating |
Starring |
Year |
Author |
Score |
|
Alien Express
|
NR
|
Lou Diamond Phillips, Todd Bridges
|
2005
|
JB
|
1
|
|
Alone in the Dark
|
R
|
Christian Slater, Tara Reid
|
2005
|
JB
|
1.5
|
|
Basilisk: The Serpent King
|
NR
|
Jeremy London, Yancy Butler
|
2006
|
JB
|
1.5
|
|
The Beast of Bray Road
|
R
|
Jeff Denton, Sarah Lieving
|
2005
|
JB
|
2
|
|
Blonde and Blonder
*new*
|
PG-13
|
Pamela Anderson, Denise Richards
|
2008
|
JB
|
1
|
|
Centipede!
|
PG-13
|
Um, nobody?
|
2004
|
JB
|
1.5
|
|
The Dangerous
|
R
|
Michael Paré
|
1994
|
JB
|
1
|
|
Dark Storm
|
NR
|
Stephen Baldwin
|
2007
|
JB
|
1.5
|
|
Dead Weekend
|
R
|
Stephen Baldwin
|
1995
|
JB
|
0
|
|
The Debt
|
R
|
Michael Paré, Lorenzo Lamas
|
1998
|
JB
|
1
|
|
Dragonfight
|
R
|
Michael Paré, Robert Z'Dar
|
1990
|
MS/JB
|
0
|
|
Earthstorm
|
NR
|
Stephen Baldwin, Dirk Benedict
|
2007
|
JB
|
2
|
|
Falling Fire
|
R
|
Michael Paré
|
1998
|
JB
|
0.5
|
|
Firefight
|
R
|
Stephen Baldwin
|
2003
|
JB
|
2
|
|
Frankenfish
|
R
|
Bunch of no-namers
|
2004
|
JB
|
2
|
|
Gargoyle: Wings of Darkness
|
NR
|
Michael Paré
|
2004
|
JB
|
1.5
|
|
The Gingerdead Man
|
NR
|
Gary Busey
|
2005
|
JB
|
1
|
|
Gymkata
|
R
|
Kurt Thomas
|
1985
|
JB
|
1
|
|
Hammerhead: Shark Frenzy
|
R
|
William Forsythe, Jeffrey Combs
|
2005
|
JB
|
1.5
|
|
Harpies
|
NR
|
Stephen Baldwin
|
2007
|
JB
|
0.5
|
|
In the Dead of Space
|
R
|
Michael Paré
|
2000
|
JB
|
0.5
|
|
Killing Streets
|
R
|
Michael Paré, Lorenzo Lamas
|
1991
|
JB
|
1
|
|
Komodo Vs. Cobra
|
PG-13
|
Michael Paré, Michelle Borth
|
2005
|
JB
|
1
|
|
Leeches!
|
PG-13
|
*shrugs shoulders*
|
2003
|
JB
|
0
|
|
Mansquito
|
NR
|
Corin Nemec
|
2005
|
JB
|
1.5
|
|
Puppet Master Vs. Demonic Toys
|
NR
|
Corey Feldman
|
2004
|
JB
|
0.5
|
|
Route 666
|
R
|
Lou Diamond Phillips, Lori Petty
|
2001
|
JB
|
1
|
|
The Snake King
|
NR
|
Stephen Baldwin
|
2005
|
JB
|
1.5
|
|
Snakehead Terror
|
NR
|
Bruce Boxleitner, Carol Alt
|
2004
|
JB
|
1.5
|
|
Solar Force
|
R
|
Michael Paré, Billy Drago
|
1994
|
JB
|
0.5
|
|
Strip Search
|
R
|
Michael Paré, Pam Grier
|
1997
|
MS/JB
|
0.5
|
|
Timeline
|
PG-13
|
Paul Walker
|
2003
|
JB
|
1.5
|
|
Webs
|
NR
|
Richard Grieco
|
2003
|
JB
|
0
|
|
World Gone Wild
|
R
|
Michael Paré, Adam Ant
|
1988
|
JB
|
1
|
|
