"Johnny Betts is a rude 'abnoxious' jerk who needs to be 'punced' in the face."- A grammatically-challenged non-fan  

MOVIE CONFESSIONS

Unwelcome Gasps
by Sarah G.

I was watching Pearl Harbor at the theater, and, being a girl, was all weepy at the end. Well, when it showed the girl had a little boy (I have a little boy, so anytime I see one on screen in any kind of emotional scene, I fall apart) and they were watching the other guy fly in the plane, I whispered to my friend "That's not fair," then unfortunately beyond my control I gasped in a big sob-like breath which I'm sure the whole theater heard. What a putz.

There, I feel better.

Johnny: Ah, the ol' loud breathing in of a gasp. I've done that with laughs as well. The combination of trying to control it yet not being able to hold it against its will always results in total embarrassment.

Send your confessions to me and let the healing process begin.

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