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MOVIE HORROR STORIESby Amy C. There was the time when I was alone running the late show of "Striptease" and the lone customer decided to gratify himself in the theater -- and none too quietly. I went into the projection booth, stopped the film and leaned out the porthole and yelled "CUT IT OUT. PERV." Then I locked myself in the booth until he left the theater. You know what Will Ferrell says, "Perv is the hardest word to wash off." Yup, good times. Johnny: I'm guessing you didn't ask Pee Wee Herman for his autograph that night. Moral of the Story: Ladies, don't work the late showings of "Striptease" and similar movies. It just isn't worth it. Send your stories to me and let the whole world know just how dangerous going to the movies can be. |
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