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MOVIE HORROR STORIES

It'd be nice if going to the movies could always be a peaceful experience, wouldn't it? Unfortunately, there are a lot of stupid people out there who will do their very best to make sure that doesn't happen. Have you ever had popcorn thrown in your hair for the length of the movie? Ever witnessed a small gang fight in the middle of the theater? Ever come close to turning around and depositing your fist upside the brain of the guy behind you who keeps kicking your chair? Have you ever actually gotten into a scrap because of somebody annoying you?

Send your stories to me and let the whole world know just how dangerous going to the movies can be.

Title Author  
A Kick in the Chair Kathryn G.
Be Careful Who You Sit By Felix V.
The Bloody Face Nirvanaliz23
Cell Phones - Will We Ever Learn? Helen M.
Cinderfella Maria E.
Criminally Inconsiderate Felix V.
Don't Hand Me No Lines and Keep Your Hands to Yourself Australian Ann
The Freaks Come Out at Night Amy C.
Fun with Movie Projectors Molly L.
Good Parenting Dana
Gum Bum Lavanya
Harassment of Titanic Proportions? Cristy B.
Have You Tried Some Cough Medicine? Donna Ree
Hey, Wait a Moment(o) Here Guylian
How Disrespectful Johnny Betts
Illiterate? Too Young to Read? Stay Home. Andrea
Is That a Gun in Your Pocket, or Are You Just Happy to be Watching the Film? Guylian
Leave the Commentary for the DVD Felix V.
Mentally Challenged Part 1 Johnny Betts
Mentally Challenged Part 2 Australian Ann
Mentally Challenged Part 3 Judith
Mentally Challenged Part 4: Mr. Johnson, Go Home Sunny
Mentally Challenged Part 5 Kellee
Mentally Challenged Part 6 Kenny
Mistaken Identity Nick
Movie-Going: Thugonomics Style Johnny Betts
My Own Private Nightmare Johnny Betts
Nice Arms Deloris P.
A Night at the Movies Ed
No Love For the Tool Man Amy C.
Not So Majestic Clint F.
Of Roaches and Bathroom Doors Ms. Cali
Opening Night Horrors Ms. Cali
A Premonition Angela L.
The Price of Fear Nate J.
Ringers in the House Anonymous
Saving Seats Dennis G.
Scottish Nightmare Susanne D.
That's Going on Myspace! Molly L.
They Call Them Spoilers for a Reason Tina K.
An Unfortunate Choice Chris H.
What's That Smell? Lavanya
When in Rome… Johnny Betts
Will the Real Joker Please Stand Up Janell *new*
Won't Somebody Think of the Children? Laslo H.
Yell and Run Jessica
You Gotta Keep it Reel Karen
You've Been Torqued Steph
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1. Watchmen($55,214,334)

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3. Taken($7,334,814)

4. Slumdog Millionaire($6,808,383)

5. Paul Blart: Mall Cop($4,146,316)
 
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