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MOVIE HORROR STORIESby Sunny When I went to see the first Star Wars (whatever its name was), I was with some girlfriends. In the theatre, we ran into my husband's boss' son who is mentally delayed and has Asperger's Disorder. He decides to sit by me, which was fine ... until he decided to "slap Mr. Johnson around." I couldn't believe what I was witnessing, or what I *wasn't* witnessing, as he was quite discrete. I don't think there was anything particularly titillating about the movie, but then again, I didn't care for it too much anyway and probably forgot if there were. I told him I'd get an usher if he didn't quit. He quit and offered me some popcorn. I didn't accept. Johnny: Sounds like we may have found the only Jar Jar Binks fan in existence. But perhaps he likes him a bit too much. Moral of the Story: There are times when it's perfectly acceptable to refuse an offer made by the mentally disabled. Simply say, "I'm sorry, but I don't know where your hands have been," and sleep peacefully without a guilty conscience. Send your stories to me and let the whole world know just how dangerous going to the movies can be. |
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