"Johnny Betts is a rude 'abnoxious' jerk who needs to be 'punced' in the face."- A grammatically-challenged non-fan  

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Mistaken Identity
by Nick

I went to see The Matrix Reloaded when it came out on Wednesday at 10:30 p.m. The movie finally started at about 10:50. The movie came on, and it really didn't start off like the first film. I then realized that we were not watching the Matrix; it was Phone Booth. The theatre finally got the right movie, but it was at 11:30. I've never waited that long to see a movie.

Johnny: I can imagine you scratching your head and wondering why Neo was being played by Colin Farrell. You should've asked for a refund. Or you should've at least asked to be allowed to see the rest of "Phone Booth." If you started complaining about how it was their fault that you were now interested in seeing how the movie turned out then they would've let you in just to shut you up.

This reminds me of the time I thought I was supposed to be watching an entertaining, fast-paced action movie based on a graphic novel, but it turned out I was watching "Hellboy" instead.


Moral of the Story: Always being on time isn't all it's cracked up to be.

Send your stories to me and let the whole world know just how dangerous going to the movies can be.

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