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MOVIE HORROR STORIESby Molly L. Okay, so my sister and I decided (for some sick reason) to go see the new Spongebob movie. I had a bad feeling about it, but what else was there to do on a Sunday afternoon? Well, we got to the theatre, bought our tickets, got food, and went to the film. I thought the movie would just be a bunch of 8 year olds with parents who did not want to be there, but no, I was far from right. Apparently, it was a mix of rowdy kids and obnoxious teenagers who were our age! Spongebob was even more popular amongst teenagers than the kids! Well, the movie started and I settled into my seat, trying to block out the laughter of the kids who were laughing at the dumb humor. I felt so embarrassed to even laugh. But then, there was this loud group of teens who kept screaming with laughter and kept making shadows on the screen (they were directly below the projector). I turned around and glared at the top and thrust my middle finger high in the air. Instantly they stopped. Ever since my Spongebob horror, I have never been back to see a kid's movie in theatres. Johnny: I've witnessed kids making hand shadows through the use of the movie projector, and seriously folks, it's lame. Moral of the Story: Just say no to movie projector hand puppets. Send your stories to me and let the whole world know just how dangerous going to the movies can be. |
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