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MOVIE HORROR STORIESby Deloris P. I don't know if this is one, but I was in the theatre watching a movie. To make a long story short, this weird, strange guy sat by me (I didn't know him) and he started to touch my arm with his hand. He said, "I just could not help myself because I can tell you workout because you have nice muscles in your arm." I could not go to a different seat because the movie theatre was crowded and there were no more seats, but I told him if he touched my arm again that I would tell security on him and have him thrown out. He said I won't touch but you can't stop me from looking. What a horror or creepy story huh?? Or maybe not?? Johnny: That was you? Oops, sorry about that. Is it my fault that I thought you had nice arms??? Seriously though, that certainly meets the requirements of a movie horror story. This would also make for an interesting "What's Wrong with People?" article. Some people. Of course, I've just had to get used to it. Though I guess I kind of bring it upon myself by wearing my "The cops said I have to get a permit for these guns" t-shirt. Moral of the Story: Guys (mainly male freaks) - if you're at the theater and you sit down next to a girl that you don't know then please don't start touching parts of her body. Believe it or not, that's not the sort of thing that typically impresses the ladies. Send your stories to me and let the whole world know just how dangerous going to the movies can be. |
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