"Johnny Betts is a rude 'abnoxious' jerk who needs to be 'punced' in the face."- A grammatically-challenged non-fan  

MOVIE HORROR STORIES

A Premonition
by Angela L.

I went to see Premonition with my mom and sister a few weekends ago and the woman sitting two seats down from me got a phone call in the middle of the movie. In an effort to not disturb the audience, or so I thought, she put her jacket over her head. However, instead of talking in a lowered voice, she proceeded to talk at the normal voice level. I was very tempted to tap her on the shoulder and suggest that she switch to Cingular because they offer voice mail with their plans.

Johnny: Haha, oh Angela, not all temptations are a bad thing! Now see, I would've been tempted to say, "Hey, I've got a PREMONITION that it'd be in your best interest to get off your cell phone." Your voice mail suggestion is harmless by comparison. Next time, and unfortunately there WILL be a next time, you should go with your gut. Oooh, better yet, you would achieve "hero" status if you carried Cingular brochures with you and handed them out to anybody who felt the need to talk on their cell phones during a movie. Hmmm, I think I shall contact Cingular soon...

Moral of the Story: Consider switching to Cingular ... they offer voice mail with their plans.

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