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MOVIE HORROR STORIESby Ms. Cali So, when I went to the free screening of Starsky & Hutch, we were standing in line outside the theater, waiting for them to let us in. Now, this was at a theater that I normally avoid at all costs, as it is a rather crappy theater - not in a bad neighborhood or anything, but older and not as nice as many of the stadium seating theaters (like the new gigaplex-stadium-seating-16-screen-theater one they built in my town, or the upper-class-assigned-seating-restaurant-and-bar-and-gift-shop-in-the-lobby-$14-per-ticket theater on Sunset). But it was a free movie, so I went. So, I'm standing in line, leaning against the wall because we've been standing there so long, and I was tired, because I'd been up since 3:45 that morning, and it was already 6pm, and whine, whine, whine. My boyfriend is really patient I must say. So I hear the girl next to me gasp and I turn to look, and there is this HUGE cockroach climbing up the wall (you know Shelab from Return of the King? BIGGER than her ... or, at least, as big as my hand). Ewwwwwwwww ... needless to say, I wasn't leaning on that wall anymore ... or any walls since. Johnny: I hate roaches and avoid them at all costs. I also happen to think that spiders are tiny minions of Satan sent here to kill us in our sleep, but that's irrelevant to this discussion. While I certainly recommend avoiding roach-covered walls, even more I say you should avoid touching as much as possible in the movie bathrooms. I've seen guys leave the stalls (after making all sorts of strange and disturbing noises) and head straight to the door without even thinking about washing their hands, so I always open the bathroom door with a paper towel. Sometimes I double up on the paper towels just to play it safe. Moral of the Story: Go to the Movies and Remain Disease-Free: Avoid roach-covered movie walls and bathroom doors. Send your stories to me and let the whole world know just how dangerous going to the movies can be. |
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