"Johnny Betts is a rude 'abnoxious' jerk who needs to be 'punced' in the face."- A grammatically-challenged non-fan  

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Yeah Thunderbirds!
by Grace B.

A few years ago when the live action Thunderbirds movie came out, being a fan of the marionette version, I decided to go see it. I dragged my friend along with me because she thought one of the actors was cute. The movie experience was okay, I mean, we were the oldest in the nearly empty theater for most of the time. That was until this forty-ish man came in and sat a few rows in front of us. He was by himself and not with a little kid so I assumed, "Okay, cool, he's a fan of the marionette version too and just couldn't find anyone to come with him to a kid's movie. That's okay."

Well, that was the case until the movie started ... this guy kept jumping up and down going "Yeah Thunderbirds!" every time the CGI vehicles came on the screen, which was a nice chunk of the movie. He didn't appear to be mentally handicapped and he didn't have a "helper" with him. I can understand being enthusiastic about a movie, but that was a bit much...

Johnny: Yelling out "Yeah Thunderbirds!" is bad enough, but jumping up and down? This guy sounds like a fine example of why I think everybody should be wary of 40+ year old men who go to kid's movies alone.

Moral of the Story: 40+ year old man by himself + kid's movie = get ready to call authorities.

Send your stories to me and let the whole world know just how dangerous going to the movies can be.

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