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MOVIE HORROR STORIESby Chris H. I saw "Timeline" in the theater, and I took friends to see it. (I picked it out and was excited about it). Johnny: Ouch. Enough said. Few things hurt the ego quite as badly as when you tell a group of friends, "Let's go see this movie, it's gonna be awesome!" and it turns out to reek of stinktitude. My friend *still* gives me a hard time for talking him into seeing "The Avengers." I thought it was gonna be good, how could I know it would be *that* bad? Moral of the Story: There are two: 1) Always read Johnny's reviews BEFORE seeing a movie, and 2) Friends don't let friends see "Timeline". Send your stories to me and let the whole world know just how dangerous going to the movies can be. |
HOME PAGE  Journey to the Center of the Earth Hancock Get Smart The Incredible Hulk The Strangers Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull Young at Heart Iron Man Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed  Weekend Results: 1. The Dark Knight($158,411,483) 2. Mamma Mia!($27,751,240) 3. Hancock($14,040,178) 4. Journey to the Center of the Earth($12,340,435) 5. Hellboy 2($10,117,815) |
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