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Movie Minutiae - Scott Baio Facts

By Johnny Betts, Moviegoer Advocate
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From Johnny Betts:

Scott Baio does not sleep. He waits. Tables.
Scott Baio does not leave tips. He accepts them. After you've finished your meal.
Scott Baio can't divide by zero, but he is familiar with the number considering it represents his current income.
When Rice Krispies see Scott Baio they don't say, "Snap, Crackle, and Pop" - they laugh and say, "Don't worry; he can't afford us. He'll buy an off-brand."
Scott Baio admits that he'll occasionally catch himself singing the Charles in Charge theme song ... at YOUR party or event for a small fee.
Scott Baio can once again be seen on TV screens this Fall when he starts his new job cleaning TV screens with a squeegee.
Scott Baio doesn't read scripts he... oh wait, there's no joke here because he doesn't receive scripts.

From Movie Mark Paul:

Scott Baio could have any woman he wants, provided she is in menopause.
Charles is still in charge, but this now refers to Scott Baio's loan shark, Charles Morelli.
A Scott Baio life story was in the works, but the only actor available for the part was Scott Baio. It was quickly cancelled.
Scott Baio is a staple to the acting industry. Literally. He holds papers together for other actors.
Scott Baio was once mobbed by photographers. There was a celebrity behind him, and he was in the way.

Weekend Results:
1. Hancock($62,603,879)

2. Wall-E($32,509,203)

3. Wanted($20,050,070)

4. Get Smart($11,109,408)

5. Kung Fu Panda($7,318,635)

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