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Movie Minutiae - Paramount Preview - Summer 2007Below is a list of upcoming Summer releases for Paramount Pictures. You know the drill - the sometimes flowery synopses come straight from the studios and my expectations and insights are included. Release dates are subject to change. My opinions are subject to be highly accurate.
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HOME PAGE  Righteous Kill Tropic Thunder Traitor Death Race Star Wars: Clone Wars The Dark Knight Journey to the Center of the Earth Hancock Get Smart  Weekend Results: 1. Eagle Eye($29,200,000) 2. Nights in Rodanthe($13,570,000) 3. Lakeview Terrace($7,000,000) 4. Fireproof($6,514,000) 5. Burn After Reading($6,169,000) |
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Synopsis: When Shrek married Fiona, the last thing he had in mind was becoming
the next King. But when Shrek's father-in-law, King Harold, suddenly croaks, that is exactly what he
faces. Unless Shrek (with the help of his trusted companions Donkey and Puss In Boots) can find a suitable
King for Far Far Away, the ogre could be stuck with the job. The most promising candidate, Fiona's cousin
Artie, an underachieving Medieval high school slacker, proves to be more of a challenge than they
bargained for.
Synopsis: Our world will be changed on July 4 when aliens make Earth their final battleground in
TRANSFORMERS. As the forces of evil seek the key to ultimate power, our last chance for survival rests in the hands of young
Sam Witwicky (SHIA LABEOUF).
Synopsis: Amateur stuntman Rod Kimble (ANDY SAMBERG) has a problem - his step-father Frank (IAN MCSHANE)
is a jerk. Frank picks on Rod, tosses him around like a rag doll in their weekly sparring sessions, and definitely doesn't respect
him, much less his stunts. But when Frank falls ill, it's up to Rod to stage the jump of his life in order to save his
step-father. The plan: Jump 15 buses, raise the money for Frank's heart operation, and then... kick his [butt].
Synopsis: Following the adventures of a young man who sets out on a quest to prove his love, and finds
far more than he bargained for, Stardust takes on every fairy tale in which anyone ever wanted to believe. From wicked
witches to dashing princes, flying pirates to dueling swordsmen, magical spells to mystical destinies, it all adds up to a funny,
romantic tale of true love and high adventure unlike any other.|
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