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Movie Minutiae - Warner Independent Preview - Fall/Winter 2006

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Below is a list of upcoming releases through December for Warner Independent. The synopses come straight from the studio - you know I'd never use such flowery language to describe these films. My expectations and insights are included. Release dates are subject to change. My opinions are subject to be highly accurate.

SCIENCE OF SLEEP - October 6 (Memphis)

Science of Sleep Synopsis: The Science of Sleep is a playful romantic fantasy set inside the topsy-turvy brain of Stephane Miroux (Gael Garcia Bernal) an eccentric young man whose dreams constantly invade his waking life.

While slumbering, he is the charismatic host of Stephane TV, expounding on "The Science of Sleep" in front of cardboard cameras. In "real life," he has a boring job at a Parisian calendar publisher and pines for Stephanie (Charlotte Gainsbourg), the girl in the apartment across the hall. While Stephanie is initially charmed by Stephane, she is confused by his childishness and shaky connection to reality. Stephane's co-worker, Guy (Alain Chabat) a vulgar but practical man, offers advice on the opposite sex, but Stephane is too far in the clouds to listen. Unable to find the secret to Stephanies heart while awake, Stephane searches for the answer in his dreams.

Johnny's Take: Sounds like a rip-off of Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (which makes sense considering it's by the same director).

I liked ESOTSM, but this just looks like it's trying to be weird for the sake of being weird. Doesn't smell like my cup of mocha.


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INFAMOUS - October 13

Infamous Synopsis: Infamous follows the dangerous quest for artistic greatness chosen by Truman Capote (Toby Jones), accompanied by lifelong friend and Pulitzer Prize-winning novelist Nelle Harper Lee (Sandra Bullock), as he travels to Kansas to investigate the brutal murder of the Clutter family. Throughout this six year journey, the eccentric, hilarious and cunning Truman Capote is definitively revealed: to satisfy his insatiable ambition, Truman consorted with his "Swans," the glamorous ladies who ruled the upper strata of New York society, just as easily as he regaled wide-eyed Kansans with tales of Bogart and Brando.

Infamous is a compelling study of the complex and tortured relationship that resulted between Truman Capote and convicted murderer Perry Smith (Daniel Craig), a bond formed in a prison cell that brought the destruction of Capote’s career, as well as his soul.

Johnny's Take: What in the world? Is this a remake of Capote? Seriously, who on earth thought the world needed two movies about Truman Capote in a two year time period? Give me a break.

If it weren't for Sandra Bullock I wouldn't even bother watching the trailer. But allow me to be dutiful and do that now...

Oh sheesh. Were the filmmakers instructed to take Capote and make it even gayer? The guy playing Capote annoyed me senseless, and that was in just two minutes! I have no idea how I'd handle his faux effeminate voice for two hours.

At least Sandra was given the opportunity to brush off the ol' Hope Floats accent and put it to work.


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FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION - November 17

Synopsis: Christopher Guest turns the camera on Hollywood for his next film, For Your Consideration. The film focuses on the making of an independent movie and its cast who become victims of the dreaded awards buzz. Like Guest's previous films, Waiting For Guffman, Best In Show and A Mighty Wind, this latest project will feature performances from his regular ensemble, including co-writer Eugene Levy.

Johnny's Take: I know a couple of my readers are looking forward to this, but I'm gonna have to see a trailer before it has the chance to capture my interest. Admittedly, I have yet to see a Christopher Guest movie, but I have seen a movie or two with Eugene Levy, and I find him to be highly annoying. Somebody needs to take a razor to those ridiculous eyebrows.

And if you try to argue with me about him being a comedic genius then I'll just direct you to Exhibit A - The Man. Case closed.


THE PAINTED VEIL - December 15

Synopsis: Based on the classic novel by W. Somerset Maugham, The Painted Veil is a love story set in the 1920s that tells the story of a young English couple, Walter, a middle class doctor and Kitty, an upper-class woman, who get married for the wrong reasons and relocate to Shanghai, where she falls in love with someone else. When he uncovers her infidelity, in an act of vengeance, he accepts a job in a remote village in China ravaged by a deadly epidemic, and takes her along. Their journey brings meaning to their relationship and gives them purpose in one of the most remote and beautiful places on earth.

The film stars Naomi Watts, Edward Norton, Liev Schreiber and Toby Jones (who stars as Capote in "Infamous") and is directed by John Curran.

Johnny's Take: Hmm, this pretty much sounds like the most painfully boring type of romance movie that no self-respecting male would agree to sit through.

If you suggest that I read the book first before making such a judgment then I'll just laugh and pat you condescendingly on the head.


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