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	Movie Minutiae - Johnny Betts' Worst of 2004 By Johnny Betts, Moviegoer Advocate Contact Johnny Some of these movies weren't absolutely horrible, but I just wouldn't want to sit through them again. Others, however, were downright painful. Wanna know how painful? Read my reviews of 'em if you haven't already done so. If you've already read 'em, then feel free to read 'em again. 10. Welcome to Mooseport - Welcome to Mediocrity. This wasn't a horrible movie. If I had seen The Whole Ten Yards, New York Minute, or Fat Albert this year, then this probably would've been bumped. 9. Shark Tale - Not horrible, but booooooring! 8. Hellboy - The fanboys will hate me, but this was one of the most underwhelming, overrated movies of the year. I fell asleep. 7. Seed of Chucky - It had a few funny moments, but come on. Plus, I have to include this on the list to see if I can make another Chucky fanboy mad enough to wish cancer, death, and Hell upon me. 6. Eurotrip - More like Eurotrash. 5. Anacondas - This is one of those movies that exists for no other reason than to be the butt of our mockery. 4. Catwoman - It's got Halle Berry in tight leather and... that's about it. Rumor has it that Berry's Oscar is being treated for depression. 3. The Prince and Me - I know I'm not the demographic for this movie, but I saw it, therefore I'm entitled to make fun of how truly gay it is. 2. The Stepford Wives - My scathing review was my most popular of the year, even attracting the attention of someone who worked on the film, and who agreed with me! Read the review again, you'll be glad you did. 1. Alexander - I've thought long and hard about it, and if I had to choose one movie not to sit through again it'd have to be this one. The 3-hour runtime is just too painful. And what does it think it is, a gay porno? No thank you. Others receiving consideration: Garfield: The Movie, The Day After Tomorrow, Twisted, and Torque.	RETURN TO HOME PAGE Eagle Eye Righteous Kill Tropic Thunder Traitor Death Race Star Wars: Clone Wars The Dark Knight Journey to the Center of the Earth Hancock Get Smart Weekend Results: 1. Eagle Eye($29,200,000) 2. Nights in Rodanthe($13,570,000) 3. Lakeview Terrace($7,000,000) 4. Fireproof($6,514,000) 5. Burn After Reading($6,169,000)

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