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Movie Review - The Last Shot  

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Director: Jeff Nathanson
Starring: Alec Baldwin, Matthew Broderick, Tony Shaloub, Ray Liota, Joan Cusack, Toni Collette, and Calista Flockhart
Rated: R (for language and some sexual content)
Length: 93 minutes
Genre: Comedy/Crime
Tagline: The true story of the greatest movie never made.
Studio: Touchstone
Website: The Last Shot

PLOT

The Last Shot An FBI agent, in an attempt to capture a higher-up in the mob, becomes a movie producer. According to the previews, it's based on a true story too. I believe it's true, because, to paraphrase Teaspoon (Young Riders shout out, yo!), anything that absurd has to be true.

Alec Baldwin (Joe Divine) is an FBI agent who is trying to nab Tony Shaloub (Tommy the Black), a mob type guy who is John Gotti's cousin or something like that. When he finds out that the mob is requiring bribes in order for the teamsters to work on movie sets, thus controlling whether or not a movie is made, he decides to set up an elaborate scheme. He goes to Hollywood, posing as a producer, and finds Matthew Broderick (Stephen Shats) who has written a movie called Arizona. He buys the screenplay and hires Broderick as the director as well. Hilarity, of course, ensues.

MS. CALI'S TAKE

Ms. Cali Disclaimer: I originally saw this move about a year ago in a special test audience screening. When I saw it, it was called The Big Picture, which I think is a MUCH better title. What's up with movies that have perfectly good working titles changing them to terrible titles before release, ala Twisted? Anyway, seeing that it was so long ago that I saw it, there's probably a lot that has changed in the movie. Also, there are probably a lot of details that I've forgotten, but since, as I said, a lot probably has changed, if I make something up or leave something out, you'll never know, will you?

The acting in this movie is great. I'm a huge fan of Tony Shaloub from his TV show, Monk (and yes, as Antonio on Wings), and Joan Cusack never goes wrong (if you ignore the TV show). In this movie, she's a hot shot Hollywood exec-type who gives Alec Baldwin tips on how to act like a producer.

Opening Night The writing is also great. The idea behind the movie is an original one, and it is well carried out. The movie is a comedy, but not really of the slapstick kind. Most of the jokes are at least somewhat intelligent, and genuinely funny, although there are a couple of really stupid jokes that I hope they left out of the final cut (one pretty disgusting). I told them too in the little review I had to fill out after I saw the screening. If they're smart, they would listen to me, but hey, these are the same people that changed the title to The Last Shot, so I'm not holding my breath.

ODDS & ENDS

  • Speaking of Baldwins, the youngest brother, Stephen, has decided to break with the tradition of his family and support Bush for re-election. If you watch any entertainment TV shows (or live in LA where it's just "news") you already know this.


  • Ms. Cali is watching The Daily Show's coverage of the RNC while she types this, and thus feels a connection to Stephen Baldwin.


  • If Ms. Cali has to hear Arnuhld say "Girlie Man" one more time, she might have to drive up to Sacramento and let him know exactly what she thinks about his "governatorship."


  • Broderick
  • Johnny Betts provided the screenshots with captions for this review. Aren't they hilarious?


  • Ms. Cali has a headache right now and is just rambling...


  • Ms. Cali will shut up with the Odds and Ends now.


  • Johnny Betts knew a girl in high school named Calista. She went by "Clis." Johnny will make no further comment.


  • Random Josh Brolin connection (not involving Alec Baldwin being Stephen Baldwin's brother): Willam Belli (Bus Stop Drag Queen) was in American Wedding with Alyson Hannigan, who was in Almost Home with Brittany Murphy who was in an episode of Boy Meets World, which starred William Russ, who was in both an episode of The Young Riders and all the episodes (all the too few episodes I should say) of Mr. Sterling with Josh Brolin ... who am I kidding, Johnny, I'm not even going to Kevin Bacon anymore! William Russ was also in the short-lived TV series Nasty Boys with Don Franklin and Melissa Leo of The Young Riders. He also played Wild Bill Hickock in an episode of Legend - Stephen Baldwin of The Young Riders also guest-starred on an episode of Legend, and the show starred John de Lancie, who played Wicks in an episode of The Young Riders (and also Q on Star Trek). William Russ is also married to Clare Wren, who played Rachel on the 2nd and 3rd seasons of The Young Riders.


  • The game should really be Six Degrees of William Russ apparently.


  • And Johnny Betts thought *he* knew how to ramble!
MAMA'S APPROVAL

Would Johnny's mama like it? Maybe in a more edited-for-TV version. There is some bad language, and a few bad scenes, although nothing graphic that I can remember. Definitely not one to bring the kids to.

TRAILER COMPARISON

The trailer I saw in the theater didn't really give a good sense of the intelligence and originality I liked so much about this movie. I hope that doesn't mean they edited it out. However, as far as the plot goes, what you see in the trailer is pretty much what you get.

THE GIST

The Last Shot is a great movie with a completely absurd plot, true story or not. But the absurdity does not really matter, because the movie is well-written, well-acted, and a lot of fun.

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