"Johnny Betts is a rude 'abnoxious' jerk who needs to be 'punced' in the face."- A grammatically-challenged non-fan  
Movie Review - Little Black Book (2004)  

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Director: Nick Hurran
Starring: Brittany Murphy, Ron Livingston, Holly Hunter, and Kathy Bates
Rated: PG-13 (for sexual content/humor and language)
Length: 107 minutes
Genre: Romantic Comedy
Tagline: Have you ever been tempted to look inside his...
Studio: Sony Pictures
Website: Little Black Book

PLOT

Little Black Book Stacy Holt (Murphy) is a newly-hired associate producer for a Jerry Springer-esque daytime talk show with the most annoying name ever - Kippie Kann Do. One day, Stacy finds out her boyfriend Derek (Livingston) used to date a very hot model. His desire to avoid talking about his past relationships starts to bother Stacy. Her co-worker, Barb (Hunter), convinces her to look at his Palm Pilot to try to figure out what the mystery is. Stacy's curiosity gets the better of her, and she starts to contact Derek's exes under the pretense she wants to interview them for potential Kippie Kann Do episodes.

Will she discover the answers she's looking for? Or will she discover more than she bargained for? Brittany Murphy's adorability and the opening of a big can of worms ensue.

JOHNNY'S TAKE

Johnny Betts *pulls out wallet, takes out Man Card, flicks it at the computer screen*

There. You happy now? Keep the stupid thing. I'm tired of feeling guilty for seeing one romantic comedy after another and enjoying most of them. WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?!?!?! I'm a sucker for cute gals, I suppose. Kate Hudson. Brittany Murphy. Sandra Bullock. Jennifer Garner. Mandy Moore. They all have a knack for making movies I should proudly blast, all while thumping my muscular pecs. But nooooooo, they all have to go and be cute and make me enjoy the movies more than I should admit. Don't get me wrong, these romantic comedies aren't masterpieces, and I'm not preordering the DVDs, but doggone it, I WANT TO MAKE FUN OF THEM! Instead, the lead actresses charm me into enjoying them on some level.

Ah well, at least Julia Stiles still knows how to churn out crap COUGHtheprinceandmeHACK. Back to the movie at hand ... Little Black Book.

Let me warn you, the movie starts out pretty slow, tossing one hackneyed joke after another at the audience. I was ducking in my seat to avoid being hit by the huge amounts of cheese that were flying from the movie screen. I was starting to get scared that the movie was going to be pretty bad, but thankfully, things start to pick up once Murphy finds Livingston's Palm Pilot.

Oh, and Stephanie is forcing me to point out that while she enjoyed the movie, she didn't like it as much as I did. In fact, I'll let our post-movie conversation flesh-out this review...

Rob Livingston Steph: So what did you think?

Johnny: I thought it was pretty good.

Steph: How would you compare it to something like 13 Going on 30?

Johnny: Hmm, I think I may have enjoyed this a little more.

Steph: REALLY?!?!

Johnny: I guess. Why are you acting so surprised? Did you prefer 13 Going on 30?

Steph: Yeah.

Johnny: Why?

Steph: Well, this ended up being a little more predictable than I hoped. I knew there was a twist coming, but I sort of figured it out.

Johnny: Whereas 13 Going on 30 was the second coming of Memento?

Steph: *sigh* Well, Mr. Smart Aleck, I wasn't expecting much from 13 Going on 30 and I ended up enjoying it much more than I thought I would. But I thought I'd enjoy Little Black Book more than I did. I liked Jennifer Garner's relationship with dude better than any of Brittany Murphy's relationships in this movie. Office Space dude didn't have as big a part as I was hoping for.

Johnny: I like Brittany Murphy more than I like Jennifer Garner, so I guess that influences my decision.

Steph: Really??

Johnny: Yeah, you thought I liked Jennifer Garner more?

Steph: I don't know. Murphy is too skinny, and I don't like her mouth.

Johnny: What's wrong with her mouth? I think it's cute.

Steph: The corners do some weird little thing. What's up with that?

Johnny: ROWR! Well, Jennifer Garner has a big forehead, so there!

Steph: A big forehead?

Johnny: Yeah, just look at it. Anyway, Brittany does need to add a few more pounds. She looked her best in Phoenix, but I still think she's cute and has great screen presence. Can I ask you a question?

Steph: What?

Johnny: Why do you hate Brittany Murphy and Little Black Book?

Steph: I don't! Quit being annoying.

There you have it. As Steph mentioned, there is a twist in the movie. No, it's not gonna send Christopher Nolan or M. Night Shyamalan running for the hills screaming that their careers are over, but I wasn't really anticipating it because I was too busy wistfully smiling at Murphy's cute antics rather than looking ahead.

The Solution Also, I have to begrudgingly admit that Holly Hunter does a good job with her role. I'm not her biggest fan because I can't stand the way she says stuff like, "We're all shwimming in a shesh pool." Translation: "We're all swimming in a cess pool." Hey Holly, you didn't always sound like that, SO TAKE THE MARBLES OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND KNOCK IT OFF! Oh well, at least she did her job here.

To be perfectly honest, this movie wouldn't have worked as well without Murphy as the lead. I stayed focused on her and enjoyed watching the way she handled everything in her own little style. If you don't like her (and I know people who don't), then the movie isn't going to work for you.

Like I said, not all of the jokes work, but I gotta give the movie credit for what is an untraditional ending in regard to the romantic comedy genre. Finally, somebody takes a route that's slightly unexpected! I wouldn't shell out big bucks to see this, but it kept a smile on my face consistently. Sometimes that's really all I need, especially since I was mainly in the mood to watch Murphy be charming for a couple of hours and wasn't really expecting much else.

ODDS & ENDS

  • Rashida Jones (Dr. Rachel Keyes) played Karen Scarfoli on an episode of the unfairly cancelled Freaks and Geeks.


  • Holly Hunter's incredibly fake-sounding accent extremely annoys Johnny Betts.


  • Ron Livingston played Peter Gibbons in the 1999 cult classic, true-to-life Office Space.


  • Johnny Betts thinks Carly Simon looks like Steven Tyler from Aerosmith.


  • Since I love copying Ms. Cali, here we go... Livingston was in Office Space with Jennifer Aniston who was in The Good Girl with John C. Reilly who was in Nightwatch with Josh Brolin who was in The Hollow Man with Kevin Bacon.
MAMA'S APPROVAL

Profanity is light. I can only recall a couple of "s" words and not much else. There are some sexual jokes, and a shot of Murphy in her panties but nothing too racy. However, there is a scene at a gynecologist's office that could make a few people uncomfortable. I wouldn't recommend it to pre-teens.

TRAILER COMPARISON

The trailer is a pretty good gauge of what to expect. I doubt too many guys will see the trailer and immediately jump in the ticket line, but if they like Murphy then being dragged along by the girlfriend won't be too painful.

THE GIST

Little Black Book is the kind of movie that teenage girls, guys who adore Brittany Murphy, Carly Simon fans, and fans of cutesy, fluffy romantic comedies will enjoy. Keep in mind that this is somewhat light on the romance though. Make it a matinee, and if you're on the fence then it can wait for a rental.

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