"Johnny Betts is a rude 'abnoxious' jerk who needs to be 'punced' in the face."- A grammatically-challenged non-fan  
Movie Review - Man on Fire  

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Director: Tony Scott
Starring: Dakota Fanning and some other people (such as Denzel Washington)
Rated: R (for language and strong violence)
Length: 146 minutes
Genre: Action/Drama
Website: Man on Fire

PLOT

Creasy (Washington) is a washed up old hit man who struggles with alcoholism and depression (well, more "wallows in" than struggles). However, even washed up old hit men gotta make a livin' right? That's why an old hit-buddy of his (brilliantly played, as always, by Christopher Walken) hooks him up with an interview as a bodyguard for Peta (Fanning), the daughter of a Mexican automaker and his American wife. You see, lately, Mexico City has been riddled with the kidnappings of children of its rich citizens, and Peta's parents have had little success in finding a bodyguard who can deal with the situation.

When Creasy is offered the job, it's Peta's influence that gets him to open up more and drink less. That's why he can't just let it go when Peta is kidnapped and presumably killed. Instead, he, with the help of a reporter and her contacts, digs into the group behind the kidnappings and goes after everyone involved. A violent, but not gratuitously so, revenge movie ensues.

MS. CALI'S TAKE

Ms. Cali I'm not really a Denzel fan. To me, all of his movies are the same, but I adore Dakota Fanning, so of course I had to see this. The story is solid, without dragging on. The action is consistent, but not overwhelming. The acting is superb. Dakota and Denzel are a solid team, but that should not surprise anyone who has ever seen Dakota in anything. She has a maturity rarely seen in actresses twice her age, and it matches up to Denzel nicely. Despite my non-fanness of him, he really is a good actor, and it shows in this movie.

There was one other acting surprise for me in this movie though. Dakota's father is well-played by none other than Marc Anthony. If there is one Latin singer turned American pop star that I hate more than Ricky Martin, it's Marc Anthony. Thankfully, his acting is much better than his singing. He really should stick to that from now on. At least we know that he will have something to fall back on once J-Lo dumps him for hubby #4.

JOHNNY'S TWO CENTS

Johnny Betts I enjoyed this movie quite a bit, but I can't give it the same "5 mark" treatment as Ms. Cali. Personally, I felt the movie ran a little long. I know Ms. Cali loves Dakota Fanning, and don't get me wrong, I think she does a great job, but when I'm waiting anxiously for the revenge to start, there's only so much "Denzel teaches young kid how to swim" action I can take.

I felt the first half was somewhat slow, and if about 25-30 minutes had been trimmed then the movie would've been a lot stronger. But as soon as Denzel started on his mission of revenge, I was solidly along for the ride. Revenge movies are tricky. It's a subject that is very prevalent in action movies, so for it to work you really have to do something unique. What I really like about "Man on Fire" is that it doesn't shy away from shocking, and some might say controversial, moments.

It isn't scared to walk on the edge of what's considered acceptable. In this movie, revenge doesn't consist of somebody getting punched in the face and then voila, all is right. Revenge isn't a building full of bad guys exploding and thank you Mr. Good Guy, problem solved. Nope, this is in your face. This is Denzel making it painful for you to watch what he's doing with a bad guy's hand until he gets the information he wants. This is Denzel finding creative orifices to insert a bomb. This revenge is truly personal, and that's what I like about it. Is it extreme? Well, yeah, somewhat, and the easily offended might be turned off by it, but this action fan loved it.

Unfortunately, the ending was a little disappointing. Don't expect to go home singing the "Joy in My Heart" song. The movie ends on a dark note, and I understand many people will find it appropriate, but I personally was left wanting something more. But feel free to ignore the film's flaws because the meat of this story is worth the effort.

MAMA'S APPROVAL

The movie is rather violent, but it didn't really bother me. It fit into the storyline, and while it was bloody, it didn't seem gratuitous. I tend to be pretty sensitive when it comes to gory, gratuitous violence, and this one was okay for me. I wouldn't recommend this movie to the following people, however, because of the violence: Johnny's mama, children, and the overly sensitive.

TRAILER COMPARISON

The trailer does a good job of setting up the movie. It lets you know that yes, there is gonna be lots of action here, but there will also be some character development. It might not adequately prepare you for how brutal some of the acts of revenge are, but if you're expecting hand buzzers and the ol' pepper-flavored bubblegum trick, then there's really not much I can do to help you.

THE GIST

"Man on Fire" is a good revenge movie that isn't scared to take things to the extreme. The first half of the movie is mostly concerned with character development, and many people will find it slow-paced, but once Denzel starts to kick a few butts while jotting down a bunch of Mexican names, you'll be along for the ride.

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