"Johnny Betts is a rude 'abnoxious' jerk who needs to be 'punced' in the face."- A grammatically-challenged non-fan  
Movie Review - TMNT (2007)  

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Director: Kevin Munroe
Starring: The voices of Chris Evans, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Mako, Patrick Stewart, Laurence Fishburne, Mitchell Whitfield, James Arnold Taylor, Mikey Kelley, and Nolan North
Rated: PG (for animated action violence, some scary cartoon images and mild language)
Length: 90 minutes
Genre: Animation/Comic Book/Action
Tagline: Raising Shell In 2007
Studio: Warner Bros.
Website: TMNT
Release: March 23, 2007

PLOT

Following the events of the franchise's previous three live-action, costumed movies (events which included the defeat of arch nemesis, The Shredder); the Turtles have grown apart as a family. Struggling to keep them together, their rat sensei, Splinter (Mako), becomes worried when strange things are AFOOT (the Foot soldiers, get it??) in New York City.

Tech-industrialist Maximillian J. Winters (Stewart) is raising an army of ancient monsters, and it's up to the Turtles to rejoin forces and stop them. Turtle ensues.

JOHNNY'S TAKE

Johnny Betts "This is supposed to be a darker side of the Turtles! A real throwback to the comic book!"

That's a paraphrase of what I was hearing months ago when TMNT was first announced. I'm not exactly a Turtle fanboy, but I likes me some dark comic book movies, so I had my hopes up, especially since Corey Feldman's name didn't appear anywhere in the IMDb credits.

But then I saw a commercial for the movie, and well, I wasn't exactly pickin' up the ol' laptop to email home to mama about how excited I was. It looked like they took every cheesy line from the movie, crammed them all into a 2 minute trailer, and said, "Go ahead; parents, I dare you not to bring your kids."

The Turtles My review was practically writing itself. "More like the Teenage Mutant Ninja TURDles," I smugly wrote down in my notes, realizing that was a gem I didn't dare risk forgetting. My excitement was high. Not for the movie. Oh no. But for the scathingly hilarious review I was going to craft.

But you know what?

"You saw the movie and it was even worse than you imagined?"

No. It actually wasn't too shabby! Sure, there are some corny lines, but the cheese factor is nowhere near the level I expected. The fact that much of it is self-aware makes it even more tolerable and actually "shake your head because you're embarrassed to be laughing at this" funny at times.

The CGI is great, the action and accompanying up-tempo music beats are frenetically enjoyable, and the story is solid, especially considering this is, essentially, a kid's movie. I still have no idea why a human-sized rat would have a Japanese accent, but sometimes it's best just to let our curiosities go.

The Bad Guys Surprisingly, the movie does fall a little on the darker side of things. It's nothing your 12-year-old can't handle, but there are a few animated deaths, so the wee ones may get scared during some of the film's more ominous, violent moments.

I haven't started any preliminary space cleaning on my shelves for the DVD, but TMNT is a fine re-start on the series. Rather than remake any of the originals, the filmmakers decided to go with a fresh storyline in a completely CGI world, and have thus laid good groundwork in moving forward.

Hands down, this is a much better universe for the Turtles to live, fight, and prosper. The silly turtle suits were cute when I was a pre-teen, but come on, they had to go. There are only so many cool fight scenes you can showcase in those lumbering monstrosities.

Now sing along with me everybody - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ... heroesinahalfshell ... TURTLE POWER!

Enjoy having that stuck in your head for the rest of the day. You're welcome.

ODDS & ENDS

  • The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were created in 1984 by Peter Laird and Kevin Eastman. TMNT writer-director Kevin Munroe reveals, "They did it to spoof the world of superhero characters. The original comic book was published in black-and-white and only 3,000 copies were printed, which, much to everyone's surprise, sold out right away."


  • Johnny and two of his friends were dubbed "the turtles" by their high school baseball teammates. Johnny played for the Spartans and their school colors were green and gray. One day, Johnny and his friends were in a group preparing for batting practice. All three were wearing green batting helmets, and one teammate said they looked like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Since the core group only consisted of three players, it became a long-running joke to constantly rotate in an honorary fourth member.


  • "We designed full-on muscle systems for the Turtles because they're essentially wearing nothing but a sash and a half-shell," Munroe explains. "We also gave them unique characteristics. For example, on Raphael, he actually has veins that pop out whenever he flexes, and Michelangelo has freckles."


  • Working closely with Munroe, animation director Kim Ooi was responsible for overseeing the execution of anything that moves on screen. Ooi offers, "The Turtles' fighting style is derived from Chinese and Japanese-style martial arts. Many of the fight sequences were inspired by Hong Kong action films, but because we're doing CGI, we can push and stylize beyond the limits of live action."


  • Movement for each of the Turtles was also scrutinized to enhance their individual characteristics. Ooi explains, "For Leonardo, he's very confident because he's the oldest and the leader, so he walks very tall and has good posture. Raphael's the rebel, so he's got a bit of a swagger. Michelangelo is the more childlike one, so he's jumpy and restless. And Donatello's movements are more subdued because he's the intellectual one and characterized by more polite gestures."


  • Munroe concludes, "We've done everything possible in this film to fill it with wall-to-wall action and classic TMNT humor. At the end of the day, this is a story about a typical American family," smiles the director, "that is, if your family lives underground and saves the world battling countless ninjas and big bad monsters!"


  • Click here to read my exhilarating story on how I was first introduced to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.


  • Patrick Stewart was in Star Trek: Insurrection with Anthony Zerbe who was in The Young Riders with Josh Brolin who was in Hollow Man with Kevin Bacon.
MAMA'S APPROVAL

There is some animated violence and a few dark images that might frighten your five-year-old, but overall this is safe for the entire family.

TRAILER COMPARISON

The trailer lowered my expectations because it focused on the movie's camp factor and avoided its darker elements. I was pleasantly surprised.

THE GIST

If you're a Turtle fan and you actually think the live action films stand the test of time then you should really love this! Thankfully, the filmmakers didn't neglect adult sensitivities, therefore parents and children alike should have a good time.

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