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The Movie Mark Invites You to a Free Movie Screening of Kite Runner
Kite Runner

Movie: The Kite Runner
Distributor: Paramount Vantage
Release Date: December 21, 2007
Director: Marc Forster
Cast: International actors I've never heard of.
MPAA Rating: PG-13

In a divided country on the verge of war, two childhood friends, Amir and Hassan, are about to be torn apart forever. It's a glorious afternoon in Kabul and the skies are bursting with the exhilarating joy of a kite-fighting tournament. But in the aftermath of the day's victory, one boy's fearful act of betrayal will mark their lives forever and set in motion an epic quest for redemption. Now, after 20 years of living in America, Amir returns to a perilous Afghanistan under the Taliban's iron-fisted rule to face the secrets that still haunt him and take one last daring chance to set things right.

When: Tuesday, December 18
Where: Malco Paradiso 7:30 PM
Who: You and a guest
Why: Why not?
How Much: FREE!

The first 100 people to sign up will receive a pass. Each pass admits TWO. The studio rep will be sending your pass in the mail.
 
The sign-up is officially over! I appreciate everybody's help and participation in making this a success. Enjoy the movie, and continue to check out The Movie Mark for the latest movie news and reviews. And you might as well keep your eye out for more screenings in the future.
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