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The Movie Mark Invites You to a Free Movie Screening of The Island
The Island A man (Ewan McGregor) goes on the run after he discovers that he is actually a "harvested being," and is being kept along with others in a utopian facility.

Would you like to catch an advanced screening of The Island? Well, it's really quite simple. Just fill out the fields below, and hit the "Register Now!" button. I will EMAIL you the pass, and then you need to PRINT IT OUT and take it to the theater with you. Please don't print out 100 copies and give them to your friends. If they want to attend, then have them sign up as well.

When: Wednesday, July 20th at 7:30 PM
Where: Malco Wolfchase Galleria in Memphis, TN
Who: You and a guest
Why: To be cool and see it before everybody else.
How Much: FREE!

Please Note: Limit 1 pass per person, each pass admits 2.  Limited quantities while supplies last. And your email address IS REQUIRED!

And GET THERE EARLY! You should be able to get a pretty good seat if you arrive between 6:00 and 6:30. After that everything is at your own risk.
 
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