“Ringtones. Everybody loves ‘em. Do you have a favorite tune or TV theme song? Then chances are it has served as your ringtone at some point. Yes, everybody in your vicinity wants to punch you straight in the face due to the fact that they’re forced to listen to Avril Lavigne’s Girlfriend every time you receive a call from your sweetie, but hey, don’t worry about it; as long as you think it’s absolutely adorable.”