If you’ve ever sat at home alone on a Saturday night with nothing better to do than stare blankly at the TV while mindlessly flipping through the channels then you have most likely had the misfortune of coming across the dangerous animal known as the “Sci Fi Original.” Making its habitat on the Sci Fi Channel (now ridiculously spelled “Sy Fy”), the “Sci Fi Original” feeds on the brain cells of unsuspecting viewers who get trapped in a state of hypnosis induced by an inexplicably seductive blend of bad acting, horrific dialogue, and low-grade special effects.

Taking on such thought-provoking titles as Mansquito, Frankenfish, and Hammerhead: Shark Frenzy, the “Sci Fi Original” exhibits neither shame nor remorse for what its victims endure for approximately 90 minutes of runtime. However, the existence of the “Sci Fi Original” has led to one unintentional positive revelation: I can eventually make it as a screenwriter. Somebody gets paid to write the scripts for these movies, and the Sy Fy Channel’s commercials prove that these cheesy movies aren’t going away any time soon.

Therefore, I’ve risen to the challenge to create my own self-aware bad movies that are clever enough to reach cult classic status. Why take your movie too seriously when sometimes all you need are cringe-inducing one-liners, actors who can’t act, and horrific puns?

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you The MovieMark Originals…