“A movie version of Welcome Back, Kotter has been in the works for years. Here’s the worst part – it is set to star Ice Cube. This should alarm you. Could there be a more defiant way for Hollywood to say, “We’re short on ideas”? That’s a tough call. I figure I might as well jump into this dazzling display of ZERO creativity and offer a few ideas of my own.”
Go on and read the list. You’ll be glad you did.