“Welp, that does it. I do believe I have finally run out of things to say about this kind of movie. You know it’s bad when a movie so lacks any hint of originality that there’s not much original to say about it in condescension.
I think the best approach to take here is to explore this movie under the umbrella of the ol’ journalism maxim of the Five Ws..”
Need a good laugh today? Read my review of Basilisk: The Serpent King.