Plot: Native American warrior Tonto (Johnny Depp) and man of the law John Reid (Armie Hammer) are opposites brought together by fate and must join forces to battle greed and corruption.
Growing up, I was a huge fan of The Lone Ranger, so you’d think news of a movie would excite me, right? Well, the problem is I don’t trust Hollywood. I don’t trust ol’ H-town in general, but my skepticism kicks into high gear when my childhood memories come into play.
And let’s be honest – the sting of the CW’s Chad Michael Murray version was still fresh on my mind, despite the fact that was 10 years ago.
I saw the casting choice of Johnny Depp as Tonto to be an inspired one, but Armie Hammer as the man behind the mask? Eh, I wasn’t sold. He was fine in Reaper and the Facebook movie, but as the Lone Ranger? Call me biased, but I was hoping for Josh Brolin. Alas and alack, the man can’t star in EVERYTHING I suppose.
Then came rumors of Werewolves, Wendigos, and budget delays (oh my!), and I really lost interest. In fact, I haven’t kept up with the movie since.
Then my brother sent a text the other day asking if I was going to see the movie. My response:
“I doubt it. I’ll wait until it comes on Redbox. Doesn’t it have zombies or aliens or something weird in it?”
Werewolves and Wendigos were the rumors, as mentioned above, but my brother informed me that he didn’t think it had anything strange like that, and he said the trailer looked pretty good.
So I went ahead and watched all three trailers, and I have to say it looks like it’ll be a fun, CGI-heavy, popcorn-munching Summer blockbuster in the vein of Pirates of the Caribbean. I can live with that. I know some were hoping for a dark, gritty take, but come on, let’s count our blessings – werewolves and Chad Michael Murray are nowhere to be found.
Check out the latest trailer below and let me know what you think.