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Fire Ants: It’s Picnic Time - A Movie Mark Original

Tagline: It can carry 50 times its own weight ... IN DEATH!
Cast: Michael Paré and any good-looking, no-name actress who looks nothing like a biology teacher

Fire Ants

A small, isolated community is located near a nuclear power plant. Unbeknownst to the populace, a radiation leak is polluting their food, and fire ants that are eating that food from picnics are starting to mutate.

Once residents start to notice human-sized ants walking around, they seek help from the sheriff (Michael Paré) and a local biology teacher (any good-looking female with minimal acting experience who is willing to work for the least amount of money). Unable to offer an explanation as to why the radiation isn’t affecting humans, animals, or other insects, it’s decided that they at least need to find an answer on how to deal with the mutated fire ants.

Sheriff Paré defiantly declares, “It’s time to fight fire … ants … WITH FIRE!”

Coming soon to the back shelf of an unknown, local video rental chain near you.

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